Funny SMS

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


*****************
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, 
I don't even have a bid car like
rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell
me more about rohit..


*****************
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….


**************** 
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- 
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, 
U r Anmol for me... But U have
Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz
I have a Little Heart, Now
I m in 50/50 position...

***************
Commerce professor asks the student: 
what is the most important source of 
finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

**************** 
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 


*************** 
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead. 


**************** 
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:


***************** 

Age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
“GANGA JAL.....

******************
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!! 


*******************
He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful. 

***************** 
You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;) 

******************* 
Funny Text -Ik pagal rail ki ptri pe so gya
Ik aadmi ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi 
to mrjaoge Pagal:Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr
gya to kch ni hua TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai

*****************


KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,
KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,
BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,
JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-) 

*****************

Hr khu§hi hansi mange apse.
Hr phool khushbu mange aap§e.
Itni ro§hni ho aapki zindagi main k
khud bijli wale conection mange aap§e.. ;)  

******************

Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main,
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..
Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko,
Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai   

*******************
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo
buri nazar na COKE pe dalo
chahe jitna DEW pila lo
sabse aage hoga NEEMBU PANI
hamne piya hai tum bhi piyo....

******************
Ek Hizde ne power plus ki goli kha li,
To body k ander se aawaz aayi,
Maafi chahte hai aapke system me
Yeh suvidha uplabdh nahi hai,
Eeeor: No
Hardware found.

********************
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!

*********************
PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

*********************
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

Chicken started singing & dancing :

" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA

MAR DALA MAR DALA " 

**********************

When i call you..

1. Ringing means i m thinking u.

2. Ringing means i like u.

3. Ringing means i miss u.

4. Ringing means i need u.

5. Ringing means behray phone utha...

*********************

aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay

buhat agay jaow gay......... ......

kiuke

app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say

ye kahain gain

"chal bay chal agay chall"

***************

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao,

kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

**************** 

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

******************

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

*******************

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

*******************

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,

Aoao milke kasam khaye,

is dushman ko khatam karen gay.

ek botal tum khatam karo,

ek botal hum khatam karen gay...

********************

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,

tu raat maange main raat de du,

Tu dil maange main dil de du,

Tu Jaan maange......

Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

*******************

It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.

 
*******************

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…


*******************

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!


*******************

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.



*******************

Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.


*******************

A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!


*******************

Best frnd isn't who says
'WO teri kismat me nhi hai use bhol ja'

but best frnd is 1 who says:
'TU Parhai par dhiyan day.
Ghar se utha layen gay use':D

*******************

*.*NAMAZ*.*
iss taraah parho jesey ALLAH ka deedaar kar rahey ho...
*.*DUA*.*
Esey maango jesey ALLAH sey bheek maang rahey ho...
*.*DOLAT*.*
Esey rakho jesey aik,aik pesey mein paseeney ki boo aa rahi ho...
*.*ROZA*.*
Esey rakho jesey zindagi kay GUNAH aik hi rozey mein khatam ho rahey hon...
*.*DIL*.*
ko esa banaao jesey dil mein hi RAB ko pa rahey ho.

*******************

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

*******************

New Morning
+
New Aim
+
New Achievement
+
Ur Dedication
+
Commitment
=
Success
Just do it & win it
Good Morning
HaVe A lUcKy SuNdAy

*******************

Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..


Tmhain zZalil h0ne ki aadat ho gayi Hai :-D

*******************

New style of proposing

Boy: can i take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. . . 

*******************

Ye padh lena
important hy ... Exam mein
pakka pucha jaye ga


.

1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye
ga kia?

Anything 4 u dude ... ;-> 

*******************
  

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

*******************

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!ok
Haha


*******************
  

I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...






Because,







I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)



Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

*******************

 For a nice friend
"nice morning"..

For a sweet friend
"sweet morning"

For a loving friend
"lovely morning"

For a Good friend
"Good Morning"

*******************

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

.
.
.
.
.

Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)

*******************

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...

 *******************
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

 *******************

Funny SMS

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


*****************
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, 
I don't even have a bid car like
rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell
me more about rohit..


*****************
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….


**************** 
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- 
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, 
U r Anmol for me... But U have
Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz
I have a Little Heart, Now
I m in 50/50 position...

***************
Commerce professor asks the student: 
what is the most important source of 
finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

**************** 
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 


*************** 
Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead. 


**************** 
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:


***************** 

Age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
“GANGA JAL.....

******************
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!! 


*******************
He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful. 

***************** 
You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;) 

******************* 
Funny Text -Ik pagal rail ki ptri pe so gya
Ik aadmi ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi 
to mrjaoge Pagal:Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr
gya to kch ni hua TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai

*****************


KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,
KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,
BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,
JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-) 

*****************

Hr khu§hi hansi mange apse.
Hr phool khushbu mange aap§e.
Itni ro§hni ho aapki zindagi main k
khud bijli wale conection mange aap§e.. ;)  

******************

Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main,
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..
Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko,
Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai   

*******************
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo
buri nazar na COKE pe dalo
chahe jitna DEW pila lo
sabse aage hoga NEEMBU PANI
hamne piya hai tum bhi piyo....

******************
Ek Hizde ne power plus ki goli kha li,
To body k ander se aawaz aayi,
Maafi chahte hai aapke system me
Yeh suvidha uplabdh nahi hai,
Eeeor: No
Hardware found.

********************
Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!

*********************
PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

*********************
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

Chicken started singing & dancing :

" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA

MAR DALA MAR DALA " 

**********************

When i call you..

1. Ringing means i m thinking u.

2. Ringing means i like u.

3. Ringing means i miss u.

4. Ringing means i need u.

5. Ringing means behray phone utha...

*********************

aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay

buhat agay jaow gay......... ......

kiuke

app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say

ye kahain gain

"chal bay chal agay chall"

***************

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao,

kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

**************** 

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

******************

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

*******************

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

*******************

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,

Aoao milke kasam khaye,

is dushman ko khatam karen gay.

ek botal tum khatam karo,

ek botal hum khatam karen gay...

********************

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,

tu raat maange main raat de du,

Tu dil maange main dil de du,

Tu Jaan maange......

Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

*******************

It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.

 
*******************

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…


*******************

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!


*******************

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.



*******************

Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.


*******************

A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!


*******************

Best frnd isn't who says
'WO teri kismat me nhi hai use bhol ja'

but best frnd is 1 who says:
'TU Parhai par dhiyan day.
Ghar se utha layen gay use':D

*******************

*.*NAMAZ*.*
iss taraah parho jesey ALLAH ka deedaar kar rahey ho...
*.*DUA*.*
Esey maango jesey ALLAH sey bheek maang rahey ho...
*.*DOLAT*.*
Esey rakho jesey aik,aik pesey mein paseeney ki boo aa rahi ho...
*.*ROZA*.*
Esey rakho jesey zindagi kay GUNAH aik hi rozey mein khatam ho rahey hon...
*.*DIL*.*
ko esa banaao jesey dil mein hi RAB ko pa rahey ho.

*******************

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

*******************

New Morning
+
New Aim
+
New Achievement
+
Ur Dedication
+
Commitment
=
Success
Just do it & win it
Good Morning
HaVe A lUcKy SuNdAy

*******************

Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..


Tmhain zZalil h0ne ki aadat ho gayi Hai :-D

*******************

New style of proposing

Boy: can i take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. . . 

*******************

Ye padh lena
important hy ... Exam mein
pakka pucha jaye ga


.

1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye
ga kia?

Anything 4 u dude ... ;-> 

*******************
  

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

*******************

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!ok
Haha


*******************
  

I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...






Because,







I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)



Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

*******************

 For a nice friend
"nice morning"..

For a sweet friend
"sweet morning"

For a loving friend
"lovely morning"

For a Good friend
"Good Morning"

*******************

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

.
.
.
.
.

Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)

*******************

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...

 *******************
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

 *******************

Flirt SMS

The moment I first saw you, you warmed
my heart, the second time you made little 
flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!....

*******************


God created the world in SIX days
Buttook him centuries to come up
with someone as beautiful.... as U!

*******************


When the night comes, look at the sky.
If u see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,
coz I did it & I found U.....

*********************


Baby I have an addiction problem.
People say I shud go to rehab but I
always tell them that I don't wanna go
cause I'm addicted to U..... 

*********************


May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. 
May u find dreams & touch a star & never
forget how special U R.....

*********************


Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers 
have an alcoholoic heart. I request you
Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have
a Sweet Heart.....

*********************


Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.
Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is
the best thing ever & Loving u is what 
I plan to do forever....

********************


I never know what the future brings, 
but I know u r here with me now. 
We’ll make it through and I hope
u are the one I share my life with....

*********************


It's time for me to make a wish for U
(wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! 
Do u know what I asked 4? I asked
God to make u happy all day long.....

**********************


If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? 
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, will you luv me....

***********************


Never get tired of doing little things to others, 
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so 
much to them. That's why I won't get tired of 
sending my little Hi to U......

************************


What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy....

*************************


Qadam Qadam pe wafa k ujaly aur bhi thay.
Muhbtoon k hazar hawaly aur bhi thy.
Aap ki to aadten passand aa gaeen.
Warna is shaher men dil waly aur bhi thy...... 

*************************

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

*********************

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass.....

**********************

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package...


********************** 


U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...


***********************


A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, 
a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue,
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes &
give ur tongue some exercise.....


*********************


Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...


******************** 


I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
.
.
.
Nice Ass!!!!!!! 


******************* 


Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me
when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one
u can always depend on.......


******************** 


Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???


********************* 

BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee! 


********************** 


Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat..... 


************************ 


Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile... 


********************** 


Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.


************************* 


It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button...

********************* 


When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist..... 


********************* 


Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”. 


*********************** 


In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry.......


********************* 


whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". 


******************** 

Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid. 


******************** 


Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: 
Mummy who is my Father.Mummy:
Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your
Father, he is reading this SMS now..... 


******************* 


Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me....


*********************

Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!! 


********************* 


A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING....


********************* 


Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re Cute
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it  


**********************

Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye,

Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye,

Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana,

Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer tum sajana....

**********************

HAR GEET MAIN EK SAAJ HOTA HAIN,

HAR MOHABBAT M EK RAJ HOTA HAIN,

BADNAMI KE FIKAR MATA KARO,

CHAMKTEY CHAND MAIN BHI DAAG HOTA HAIN

***********************

KAI DIN GUZRE, TUMSE BICHDE

KAI PAL BEETE, KAI YUG BEETE

KAI BAAR SAMBHALA, KHUD KO SANAM

PAR THAK HI GAYE, JEETE JEETE

KHAI THI KASAM KI LAD LENGE

DUNIYA WALON SE, DUNIYA SE

PAR HAY JAMANA JEET GAYA

NA TUM JEETE, NA HUM JEETE....

************************

KEHTE HAI DEKHNE SE NAZAR LAG JAATI HAI....

POONAM KI RAAT MEI BAHAR NA NIKALNA.....

KAHEE CHAAND TUMHE NA DEKH LE !

WAH WAH WAH WAH..

**********************

If you find your self in a dark room where the walz shaken

and blood comes from every where dont afraid you are in a

safe place you are in my heart.....

********************

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat

lights up your lyf.But I'd rathebe ur moon,so

I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when

ur sun isn't around..... 

******************* 

Got a gift 4 u, no cost, no batteries required, 

tax free, performs silently, extremely personal,

fully returnable. It’s a hug from me 2 u.....

*******************

F-Fun 

R-Rational

I-Impartial

E-Emotional

N-Never Ending

D-Dependable

S-Special

H-Heart

I-lnteresting

P-Priceless.....

********************

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye

Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye

per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,

Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....

********************

aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai

jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad

ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai.....

*********************

Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.

Bhul jayenge aap hume,

bhulne wale hum nahi...

Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,

aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi.....

***********************

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,

humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

***********************

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,

Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,

Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar ge karen.....

***********************

Think big...

Think positive...

Think beautiful...

Think intelligent....

i Know that is 2 much 4 u, 

here is a shortcut JUST

THINK ABOUT ME......

*************************

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was

sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone

who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u....

**************************

Waqt guzarta par sanse thami thi, muskura rahe the hum,

par ankhon me nami thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par

na jane kyu tumhari Kami thi.....

************************
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart,

every word u say touches upon my soul...

we may not see each other but u

will always be someone special to me... 

*****************

Earth may stop Rotating

Birds may stop Flying

Candles may stop melting

Fishes may stop swimming

Heart may stop breathing

But I will never stop

THINKING U....

******************
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass


******************


U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...


******************


Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
 
******************


 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


******************


Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

      m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...


******************


 You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)


******************
 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!


******************
  
Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
---------
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!


******************


Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!


******************

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

 ******************

 

Flirt SMS

The moment I first saw you, you warmed
my heart, the second time you made little 
flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!....

*******************


God created the world in SIX days
Buttook him centuries to come up
with someone as beautiful.... as U!

*******************


When the night comes, look at the sky.
If u see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,
coz I did it & I found U.....

*********************


Baby I have an addiction problem.
People say I shud go to rehab but I
always tell them that I don't wanna go
cause I'm addicted to U..... 

*********************


May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. 
May u find dreams & touch a star & never
forget how special U R.....

*********************


Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers 
have an alcoholoic heart. I request you
Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have
a Sweet Heart.....

*********************


Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.
Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is
the best thing ever & Loving u is what 
I plan to do forever....

********************


I never know what the future brings, 
but I know u r here with me now. 
We’ll make it through and I hope
u are the one I share my life with....

*********************


It's time for me to make a wish for U
(wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! 
Do u know what I asked 4? I asked
God to make u happy all day long.....

**********************


If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? 
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, will you luv me....

***********************


Never get tired of doing little things to others, 
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so 
much to them. That's why I won't get tired of 
sending my little Hi to U......

************************


What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy....

*************************


Qadam Qadam pe wafa k ujaly aur bhi thay.
Muhbtoon k hazar hawaly aur bhi thy.
Aap ki to aadten passand aa gaeen.
Warna is shaher men dil waly aur bhi thy...... 

*************************

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

*********************

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass.....

**********************

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package...


********************** 


U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...


***********************


A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, 
a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue,
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes &
give ur tongue some exercise.....


*********************


Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...


******************** 


I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
.
.
.
Nice Ass!!!!!!! 


******************* 


Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me
when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one
u can always depend on.......


******************** 


Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???


********************* 

BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee! 


********************** 


Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat..... 


************************ 


Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile... 


********************** 


Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.


************************* 


It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button...

********************* 


When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist..... 


********************* 


Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”. 


*********************** 


In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry.......


********************* 


whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". 


******************** 

Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid. 


******************** 


Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: 
Mummy who is my Father.Mummy:
Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your
Father, he is reading this SMS now..... 


******************* 


Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me....


*********************

Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!! 


********************* 


A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING....


********************* 


Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re Cute
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it  


**********************

Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye,

Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye,

Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana,

Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer tum sajana....

**********************

HAR GEET MAIN EK SAAJ HOTA HAIN,

HAR MOHABBAT M EK RAJ HOTA HAIN,

BADNAMI KE FIKAR MATA KARO,

CHAMKTEY CHAND MAIN BHI DAAG HOTA HAIN

***********************

KAI DIN GUZRE, TUMSE BICHDE

KAI PAL BEETE, KAI YUG BEETE

KAI BAAR SAMBHALA, KHUD KO SANAM

PAR THAK HI GAYE, JEETE JEETE

KHAI THI KASAM KI LAD LENGE

DUNIYA WALON SE, DUNIYA SE

PAR HAY JAMANA JEET GAYA

NA TUM JEETE, NA HUM JEETE....

************************

KEHTE HAI DEKHNE SE NAZAR LAG JAATI HAI....

POONAM KI RAAT MEI BAHAR NA NIKALNA.....

KAHEE CHAAND TUMHE NA DEKH LE !

WAH WAH WAH WAH..

**********************

If you find your self in a dark room where the walz shaken

and blood comes from every where dont afraid you are in a

safe place you are in my heart.....

********************

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat

lights up your lyf.But I'd rathebe ur moon,so

I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when

ur sun isn't around..... 

******************* 

Got a gift 4 u, no cost, no batteries required, 

tax free, performs silently, extremely personal,

fully returnable. It’s a hug from me 2 u.....

*******************

F-Fun 

R-Rational

I-Impartial

E-Emotional

N-Never Ending

D-Dependable

S-Special

H-Heart

I-lnteresting

P-Priceless.....

********************

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye

Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye

per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,

Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....

********************

aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai

jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad

ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai.....

*********************

Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.

Bhul jayenge aap hume,

bhulne wale hum nahi...

Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,

aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi.....

***********************

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,

humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

***********************

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,

Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,

Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar ge karen.....

***********************

Think big...

Think positive...

Think beautiful...

Think intelligent....

i Know that is 2 much 4 u, 

here is a shortcut JUST

THINK ABOUT ME......

*************************

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was

sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone

who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u....

**************************

Waqt guzarta par sanse thami thi, muskura rahe the hum,

par ankhon me nami thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par

na jane kyu tumhari Kami thi.....

************************
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart,

every word u say touches upon my soul...

we may not see each other but u

will always be someone special to me... 

*****************

Earth may stop Rotating

Birds may stop Flying

Candles may stop melting

Fishes may stop swimming

Heart may stop breathing

But I will never stop

THINKING U....

******************
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass


******************


U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...


******************


Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
 
******************


 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


******************


Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

      m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...


******************


 You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)


******************
 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!


******************
  
Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
---------
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!


******************


Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!


******************

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

 ******************