Boy and Girl SMS,

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Kuch aisa kaho k Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye...
Boyfriend: Bhago Tumhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai...
BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.
Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho...